The Wrath of Juno
Who was responsible for naming the Juno spacecraft? What a lack of
tact! She is the lawful wife of Jupiter. What will Juno think when
she surprises him surrounded by Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, and
a lot of his other lovers? Juno's anger was proverbial. Perhaps on
July 4th, when the orbiter finally gets there, we will see the most
spectacular fireworks of our life!
Eduardo Vila Echagüe